I scored even lower than you, wombat. I do, however, have a passport, good credit (so far), high speed internet connection and a childfree bathroom. I also am proud owner of a new sewer vent and standpipe. (I know that would be tits if I lived in Ghana.) And not only have I been to New York, but if Brooklyn counts, I actually lived there!

I sat next to Nancy Lorraine Hoffman at a fundraiser lunch two weeks ago. She's running for the Republican nomination for Lt. Governeor of NY state. She was our state senator. Although, she has about as much hope of getting that, as I do of getting a job at the University.