wombat_socho | Tool time

They say some guys who pack knives are compensating, but I shudder to think what the guy packing this godawful contraption could be compensating for. I originally saw this thing in a Guardian article via one of Rachel's Miscellany posts earlier this month, but it came up again at Instapundit last night as a follow-up to this post about Swiss Army Knives. Frankly, I'm disappointed that we haven't managed to come up with a better knife-related quip than that old Paul Hogan chestnut in the last twenty years.