This was great! Nearly died at the end. (Why do we always mesture men's genitalia in terms of baby parts?)

Read some of the comments under the second link. What brand of crack are these people on? Maybe I'm missing something, but geez!

Ever listen to Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me? They had a bit on about a legislator in Florida wanting to ban fake balls. I mean fake balls ya hang off your back truck bumper. Another legislator, who was opposed, admitted he had a set of these (on his truck, gutter mind), and he liked 'em because they (IIRC) expressed "trucklyness".