Today's hilarity from the SA Forums

[wombat_socho]

The Low Carb Megathread 2: Shut the f*ck up about Ketostix! - The Something Awful Forums:

Piperifle posted: Also, lols from WebMD:

"Basically when you are on a low-carbohydrate diet, the key to success is breaking fat into ketones to create ketosis, and as ketones get into urine and saliva, it can cause horrible breath"

They get in your urine, causing horrible breath? Damn, doc. You a freak.