Other reasons Communists suck

[wombat_socho]

Many years ago when Uncle Sam paid me to listen to the radio on a part-time basis while wearing BDUs and hanging out in the woods, it came to my attention that the Soviets had somehow missed out on that part of Marxist-Leninist theory that dealt with the equality of man in the Worldwide Revolution, since they invariably referred to their Arab allies/clients as chernozhopi, or "blackasses".

Imagine my surprise to find out the North Koreans are just as whacko on the subject as race as the Soviets or the Nazis in Germany. [/sarcasm]
I know, same difference...) Makes you wonder if Marx and Engels thought the KKK had the right idea, y'know?