It's a big ol' three column meme!

[wombat_socho]

Ganked from minionofamiee, although others have done this...

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (I never have.)	✓ I own lots of books.  (What I need is to find an abandoned library I can park my doublewide next to when I retire.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (I can't imagine how I'd look without glasses at this point.)	✓ I love to play video games.  (HALO2, even though I suck at it, rocks my world.)	✓ I've tried marijuana.  (Legalize it, mon.)
✓ I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (The operative word in that sentence being "usually".)
✓ I curse sometimes.  (Not as often as I used to.)	× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (Until the sonic screwdriver comes along, the Swiss Army Knife is my favorite tool.)

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× I have broken someone's bones.	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (Lots, actually. Wouldn't you like to know?)	× I hate the rain.  (Not nearly as much as snow.)
× I'm paranoid at times.	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.	× I need/want money right now.  (Check back with me next week. ^^)
✓ I love sushi.	× I talk really, really fast.	✓ I have fresh breath in the morning.  (Does it count if nobody's ever complained?)
× I have long hair.  (Never in my life.)	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.  (Never been there.)	✓ I have at least one sibling.  (Yo, bro!)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.  (No, but I see wigs in my future, thanks to the KAG.)	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.  (I could stand to lose about 100 pounds, and I'm working on it.)	× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.  (Like I'd admit it here if I had.)	✓ I am usually pessimistic.  (And I'm rarely disappointed.)
× I have a lot of mood swings.	× I think prostitution should be legalized.  (I have mixed feelings about this, and there's really not enough space to go into it here.)	× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	✓ I have a lot of friends.  (Well, acquaintances and people on my f-list, anyway.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.	✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.  (For books and music, anyway.)	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.  (Not ever. My mom rules.)
✓ I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.  (Affectionate towards many, passionate towards none.)	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	✓ I want to have children in the future.  (Well, I',m open to it, anyway.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.  (Cloth and disposable. Yuck.)	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.  (Doesn't everybody?)	× I am shy around the opposite sex.	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.  (I have some scruples left, and this is one of them.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	✓ I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.  (I'd rather live for them. That tends to be easier anyway. :))	× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.  (Yeah, as if.)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.	✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.  (It went badly, and I hated her for years as a result.)	✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat.  (I've voted for them, usually as the lesser of two evils.)	× Republican.  (See "Democrat".)
× I don't even know what I am.	✓ I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.  (I did when I was young.)
× I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).  (It's the management I can't stand.)	✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.	× I have jumped off a bridge.	× I love sea turtles.  (It's not that kind of relationship.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.	× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.	× I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.	× I adore bright colours.  (Nope. Black is the festive color of my tribe.)	× I usually like covers better than originals.   (Most covers suck and suck badly.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	× I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.  (Of course, I weighed a lot less back then.)	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.  (Not on your tintype!)	× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	× I am a caffeine junkie.  (I like my coffee, but I wouldn't say I'm a junkie. I can quit any time I like! ~_^)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.  (I'm looking at plenty of time in Purgatory as it is, thanks.)	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	× I'm an artist.  (No, I'm a writer.)	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.  (States, yes; countries, well, I'm one short)	× I am extremely flexible.	× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.	✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.  (Movies and music...music's the worst.)	✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (Three is many, right?)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.  (Babes in business suits are t3h hawt.)	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (Well, who does? I can live with it, though.)	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.	× I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	× I'm a judgmental asshole.  (Judgmental, yes; asshole, no.)	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.  (I wish I had him back.)	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian.  (A Falangist Libertarian!)	✓ I can speak more than one language.	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.  (Or tattoos, either.)	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.  (No, but I find it a lot easier to fall asleep and sleep well.)	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (Fandom used to qualify, but not any more, really.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts.  (These days, yeah.)	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.  (Actually, I just don't care. Does that count?)	× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.  (I used to.)	✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer.	✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.  (There are a number of women who fall into that category, actually. #^_^#)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.	× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.  (Chipotle rules O.K.)	✓ I'm Irish and loving it.  (Also Spanish, Jewish, Basque, and possibly Scots. It's all good.)	✓ I have a thing for redheads.  (Anything but blondes, really.)
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.  (They're the same, mostly.)	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.  (No, but I once triple-shotted a Mocha Java at Caribou. i was really hurting for sleep but it was only 2 PM.)