Well, it beats Alan Alda.

[wombat_socho]

Ganked from deathquaker:

Your Score: Humphrey Bogart

You scored 28% Tough, 0% Roguish, 71% Friendly, and 4%
Charming!

You're the original man of honor, rough and tough but willing to
stick your neck out when you need to, despite what you might say to the
contrary. You're a complex character full of spit and vinegar, but with
a soft heart and a tender streak that you try to hide. There's usually a
complicated dame in the picture, someone who sees the real you behind
all the tough talk and can dish it out as well as you can. You're not
easy to get next to, but when you find the right partner, you're caring
and loyal to a fault. A big fault. But you take it on the chin and move
on, nursing your pain inside and maintaining your armor...until the next
dame walks in. Or possibly the same dame, and of all the gin joints in
all the world, it had to be yours. Co-stars include Ingrid Bergman and
Lauren Bacall, hot chicks with problems.

Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the
Clas
sic Dames Test.

Link: The Classic Leading Man Test written by gidgetgoes on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test